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Method to the Madness March
Rest of Sweet 16
(Tonight starting at 6:30 PM ET on TBS/CBS)
#5 San Diego State vs. #1 Alabama
Aztecs’ Darrion Trammell…
Cough, cough, should get over 14.5 points, rebounds, plus assists, Cough, cough.
Crimson Tide’s Brandon Miller…
Cough, cough, should be good to get over 26.5 points, rebounds, plus assists. Roll Tide, Cough cough.
#5 Miami vs. #1 Houston
Hurricane’s Isiah Wong…
Cough, cough, can dunk over grown men so 21.5 points, rebounds, plus assists isn’t far-fetched, Cough, cough.
Cougars’ J’Wan Roberts…
Cough, cough, can jump over grown men, 20.5 points, rebounds, plus assists should be slight work, Cough cough.
#15 Princeton vs. #6 Creighton
The Tigers Were A Real Treat to Present This Award To. Very Nice Kids!
Bluejays’ Ryan Kalkbrenner
Cough, cough, despite being 7’1” should still make 0.5 3s, Cough, cough.
#3 Xavier vs. #2 Texas
Musketeers’ Adam Kunkel…
Cough, cough, went 5 for 5 from behind the arc last game, should get you over 1.5 from three, Cough cough.
Long Horns’ Sir'Jabari Rice…
Cough, cough, has an elite shot fake, and should make over 2.5 3-pointers. Hook ‘Em, Cough cough.
Elite 8 Saturday
#4 UConn vs. #3 Gonzaga
Huskies’ Jordan Hawkins
Jordan Hawkins dropped 24 while defeating Arkansas last night.
Bulldogs’ Julian Strawther
Julian Strawther made the biggest shot of his life thus far in OT. He also had a double-double last night with 16 points and 10 rebounds.
#9 Florida Atlantic vs. #3 Kansas State
Owls’ Johnell Davis
I don’t think we’re related (if you’re wondering) but Johnell Davis became the 1st player in men’s NCAA tournament history to have a stat line of over 25 points, 10 rebounds, 5 assists, and 5 steals.
Wildcats’ Markquis Nowell
NYC’s own, Markquis Nowell had 7 assists against Tom Izzo’s Michigan State. This alley-oop play was a thing of beauty. He also played at St. Anthony High School in Jersey City, NJ under Hall Of Fame Coach Bob Hurley Sr.
Wanna Be A Baller
The Knicks and Nets have both suffered from a bit of a tough stretch this past week. The Knicks have lost 3 in a row, while the Nets are losers of 5 in a row. The Miami Heat have now sandwiched their way between the New York basketball scene. With only a handful&change of games to go, both teams will likely clinch a spot in the playoffs in the next week or so. Now it is just a matter of if they will have to play in the Play-In Tournament.
Manhattan’s Willis Reed
🏆 On this date 50 years ago, the @nyknicks captured their first NBA Championship!
Willis Reed made a dramatic return to the court and @WaltFrazier recorded 36 PTS, 7 REB and 19 AST in the pivotal Game 7 victory.